Not sure the vote is official, but here it is!
THE WORLD'S UGLIEST KNIFE
Everything about this knife is ugly. Fit and finish is ugly - with gap between handle and liners. Dual struck bolsters - one bolster with a pin, the other bolster with a nail. 5 1/8" long Clip blade, 5 1/4" pair of scissors that spring open, 2 1/2" can opener/bottle opener, 2 3/8" curved blade, and a 4 1/4" saw blade. What appears to be a jig bone handle with the obligatory cracked piece out of the reverse side of handle. Angled lightening grooves in both handles. Lots of blade play included at no extra charge. About 6 1/2" closed. About 1 1/4" thick across the back of the 4 back springs, 5 liners and two handle scales. Knife is completely sterile - no makers marks - so could easily be produced for a special forces group - who knows. You would likely be the only one on your block with a knife like this! Really "special". Price is firm - I know how rare this piece is and really hate to sell, but baby needs a new pair of shoes.
Country of Origin: Your guess as good as mine.